Funnies

I always mean to write down the little "funnies" that my kids say and then I never get around to it and I soon forget the moment. So I'm trying to be better about writing the little things that make me laugh each day.
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Today I overheard Brandon telling London, "I bet you can't count from 1 to a 1,000 London!" My little 3 year old didn't skip a beat. She yelled out...1, 2, 3, 4, ONE THOUSAND!"
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Another funny I remember from about a year ago.
Tayler: Mom I love cowboys.
Me: Oh you do? Why do you love cowboys?
Tayler: Cause they are fun and cause I love their cows!
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And speaking of cows....
Whenever one of the kids gets out of the car for school one of us usually says Bye Bye Cow pie or See you Later Alligator. London has picked up on this big time. Tayler hates when London copies her and one day Tayler was saying Bye Bye Cow pie to Brandon and London was yelling Bye Bye Cow and Tayler said, "Mom! London keeps copying me!" Before I could say anything, London yelled out, "I'm not copying Tayler, she said cow pie and I'm saying COW! (This from a 3 year old :)
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And as I'm sitting here writing this Brandon comes up from behind me and grabs my chub and says, "mom, do you have a baby in there?" Thanks Brandon, THANKS! No there's no baby in there :()

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Tayler: "Mom, whenever we see Holly my face just gets happy!
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Tayler: Mom please can we go play in McDonald's?
Me: No, not tonight I have a headache.
Tayler: Well how come there are other people in there?
London: Cause their moms said YES!

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One day Tayler kept asking me why people don't have orange hair and every time I tried to explain that people can dye their hair whatever color they want and she would say:

Tayler: So they will die if they turn their hair orange? Why will they die?
Me: No not die, DYE.

So then I tried to say they can paint their hair whatever color they want and she's still stuck on DIE/DYE. Drove me nuts all day!